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Sevilla 3 - Valencia 0–The pseudo recap and Quique is officially GONE! (Yes it’s true!)
By: Ryan |(The absolute pinnacle of drinking songs in my opinion
All that matter is the chorus
Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol, hemos venido a emboracharnos, y el resultado nos da igual’
Basically, alcohol… we came to get drunk, and we don’t care what happens.’
Anyway, that was the song I was singing today with a few of my Sevillista [...]
Sevilla-Valencia Comments
By: Ryan |Noticed no one really had a place on Sevilla or Valencia offside to leave comments on the game.
Feel free to leave them here.
Sevilla 1-Valencia 0
Gol de Kanouté on 8 minutes
Facing up—Juande Ramos Is Gone
By: Ryan |Juande Ramos has officially left Sevilla for Tottenham. Manolo Jimenez was installed as Sevilla’s coach today. Jimemez is a Sevilla legend, playing in 354 games over 14 years for the club and was most recently the coach of Sevilla Atlético for the last seven years.
As I left the house last night I [...]
Martin Jol Quits Spurs…is Juande Leaving?
By: Ryan |When I got home from classes today and turned on FSC, I was pleasantly surprised to find the Tottenham-Getafe game on. I only caught the last 15 minutes of it, in which Getafe held off Spurs to win 2-1. ¡Aupa Geta!
This game brought forth the end of the Martin Jol era at Spurs, [...]
Noticias Del Día–Navas Contrakt Talk, Tough Love, Free Stuff, A Fitting Tribute
By: Ryan |(Just a note, I think lol cats are hysterical, and upon my finding a site where I can do my own, God help us all. But then I’m a linguist, and we have warped senses of humor)
With that being said, here is the Noticías del Día
—#7 in your programs, #1 in your hearts! [...]
Sevilla 2-Steaua Bucuresti 1–Capel terrorizing, Luis Fabiano missing, and Keita running the show
By: Ryan |A newly determined Sevilla saw off Steaua Bucuresti 2-1 today at the Ramón Sánchez Pizjuan in Matchday 3 of the Champions League.
Since I was let go early from my Corpus Linguistics class, I was able to see the entire second half and to me, the jury is still out.
Sevilla started in the normal [...]
Sevilla 2-Levante 0–Luis Fabiano saves us all
By: Ryan |Sevilla exorcised the recent demons with a 2-0 win against Levante at the Ciudat de Valencia.
Sevilla had a strange starting 11, with Tom De Mul getting the start on the right side in favor of Poulson, who ended up being subbed into the game in the second half. Adriano also started at [...]
Sevilla vs Levante–Puerta’s flowers, Chevantón and Del Nido being himself
By: Ryan |This weekend’s game against Levante is extremely crucial for the Sevillistas. Plain and simple.
Most football fans always stress that every game is important in a single table, no playoff format. But when your team is the holders of the UEFA Cup, Copa del Rey and the Supercopa de España AND are [...]
A question for The Offsiders
By: Ryan |Since I’m a bit bogged down at the moment with school, and all of the readers and posters here are insanely knowledgeable, I figuered I would pose a question to all of you. This was influenced by Isaiah’s last post on Barça.
Can anyone explain just what happens when the younger players have to [...]
Surgery, black day in England, 15 minutes of fame
By: Ryan |This may be the most random post ever, but since it is anything goes here on The Sevilla Offside, I can have my way.
Surgery
I’ve had ankle problems since 1997 basically (and I’m only 24!). For the last 10 years, my ankle has been swollen to the size of a softball more often [...]







